Pleasuring yourself in the toilet

Confession Time

I’m addicted to Celebrity Big Brother

Holy shit that’s like a weight liftin off me

My fiancé watches it so I would do some work
on the laptop

Then little by little I got sucked in

Well last night was somethin special

There’s a woman in the house named Steph

Outside the house she has a long term
boyfriend

Inside the house she’s gettin nice and cozy
with an Irish guy named Jeremy

Who she is making a complete fool of

So last night Jeremy kissed another girl named
Tiff in a game of Truth or Dare

Tiff is a piece of work who gave herself a “little
treat” in the toilet last night

^^^^^^^^use your imagination

Anyways Steph was clearly annoyed at what
happened

Even though she’s constantly sayin she wants
to marry her fella on the outside

She wants it both ways…….

And so do you

You say you want results, but you’re not willing
to do what it takes

You don’t want it enough

You don’t want it more than going on the piss

Or eating takeaways

Or hitting the vending machine every day

Or even more than you want to watch every
single dumb ass tv show that’s on

Well you can’t have it both ways

And if you want to get results here’s what you
have to do

Stop Bullshitting Yourself

^^^^^^^^^^^read that again

Decide what you really want

And if what you really want is to watch all
those shows and you’re happy then good for
you

But chances are you are not happy

And you’re stuck in a rut

Or you’re just lying to yourself to justify eating
shit food all the time

You don’t have to do it

Help is here

supermomtraining.com/become-a-super-mom/

Matty “Toilet Love” Nagle

PS – Do you watch the show?

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